Tag: sarcasm

Crafty Business

Might step on some toes today. Don’t care. Tra la la. Today we will discuss why this Mother’s Day card I made cost $674.82 and my immortal soul. Do you like the card? It’s not really my style, but my mother loves it. I put a picture of […]

The Selfie

I celebrate myself, and sing myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. I loafe and invite my soul, I lean and loafe at my ease observing a spear of summer grass.           […]

Incident at a Turkey Shoot

Rednecks, alcohol, and firearms – truly a heady mix.  It was my first season experiencing the rural tradition of the turkey shoot.  Always having seen mysterious, often misspelled signs advertising turkey shoots, I had to ask Spouse to describe what, exactly, a turkey shoot is.  I was beginning […]