So, you have retired and have hopes of writing and editing at home. Good for you! Now that there are no distractions, you can get those novels and articles cranked out for publication. Allow me to help you get maximum production from your day by sharing how my […]
Might step on some toes today. Don’t care. Tra la la. Today we will discuss why this Mother’s Day card I made cost $674.82 and my immortal soul. Do you like the card? It’s not really my style, but my mother loves it. I put a picture of […]
When you step out of your vehicle at the Palatial Sealey Doublewide Estate, you cannot miss the fact that we have a plethora of random things strewn about the yard. You may mutter to yourself, “Wow, I never knew the Sealeys were this trashy.” We are. The grounds […]
I celebrate myself, and sing myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. I loafe and invite my soul, I lean and loafe at my ease observing a spear of summer grass. […]
Rednecks, alcohol, and firearms – truly a heady mix. It was my first season experiencing the rural tradition of the turkey shoot. Always having seen mysterious, often misspelled signs advertising turkey shoots, I had to ask Spouse to describe what, exactly, a turkey shoot is. I was beginning […]
I am going to step on toes today, including mine. I just know it. If you are angry with me after reading this, I apologize. Well, not really. Today we will deal with the person who can one-up you on anything. And if you think you don’t ever […]
In the previous section of the field guide, a photograph demonstrates the evasive technique of plugging the ears with the fingers whilst sneering in a disgusted manner. Techniques can range from subtle to downright violent. I suggest saving violence for only the most extreme situations. If the situation […]
It never fails Whatever class I take, whatever restaurant I choose, whatever tour I take, whatever cake I bake, I run into a loud-mouthed schnook. I am sitting in a work shop right now. If you follow me on Twitter, you can see my tweet asking for someone […]
Hither, Thither, and Yon 
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